(Source: fairycandles)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 1000D
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/30th
  4. Focal Length: 55mm
  • baby: m... m...
  • mom: mama?
  • baby: mama...
  • mom: thank god it's not that meme
  • baby: just killed a man

mal0cchi0:

kind of hate how capitalism has trained me to believe that having free time is a bad thing and that i need to be constantly doing something to make my existence worth anything

buttfuckbabe:

"U posted a pic of ur nip on ur personal blog so u must want pics of strangers sweaty balls in ur inbox duh" - men apparently


I am Groot.

I am Groot.

(Source: pinefarts)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(Source: lavagoth)

(Source: churchilon)

malsaud:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

malsaud:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY SAID IT 

This is actually real though. Everyone thinks I’m standoffish or I’m a mean person, and you can throw in all the used cliches like “Oh he’s got a hard shell.”

But it is true, about being walked all over. My entire life up to age 120 was nothing but being a 6’2 doormat. So I stopped putting on a fake smile or being outright friendly. There’s no point in being a kind person when you can just tell how someone’s going to act towards you.

Meeting new people is not on my radar, nor do I want it to be. New experiences are chores and tasks as opposed to exciting. I don’t want any more friends, I don’t want anymore things expected of me.

It’s taken the life out of me.

(Source: okaywork)

yourblondestnightmare:

spookychan:

zombie1ovejuice:

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

HAHA I DO ALMOST ALL OF THESE

yep.

I am anxious cat
Anxious cat is me

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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