givisarillon:

lovemetoinfinity:

stayy0ungandwild:

This is still my favorite picture. 

Holy shit.

They saved the Ace for last? I like to start with champagne. IDK, maybe that’s just me.

en0lagay:

blue ivy’s growing up so fast

en0lagay:

blue ivy’s growing up so fast

(Source: cocaineteas)

  • me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*

(Source: cutbu)

That morning commute 🚗💨

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice)

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

(Source: sizvideos)

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.


Yooooo

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

Yooooo

plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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(Source: bestxcuse)

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

(Source: thepaulfamilydynasty)

frattyhealy:

me: “so me and my friend-“
some bitch ass: “my friend and i”
me:

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